Disgusting

Thats me. Disgusting. It's bad enough that I'm lazy, stupid, physically disfigured, and short, but now I smell terrible and my shower is only 8 feet away from me. But, because I am a self-destructing pile of shit I don't do anything to improve my current status. Originally by making a decision to not do anything, I think that my situation cannot get any worse, but actually all that it does it allow my current problems to fester and multiply. Way to go!