Lick My Ass

Eat Shit and Die you fucking miserable cunt. Next time I see a man who is shorter than me puffing his chest out and sauntering (that's right, I said sauntering) around the gym with his poorly dyed hair and light gray sweatpants that are one size too small, I'm going to nail his fucking retarded old ass into the fucking floor with a 100 lb. weight. You aren't fooling anyone! You are a chubby, middle-aged, Viagra popping loser! I swear just because you are divorced and hang out at bars doesn't mean that you are a "catch"! Fuck Off! Take you flaccid old penis and shove it in your own ass you saggy boobed bitch. Even worse is the fucking creeps with "rugs" on their bald heads who look like a fucking character from The Muppets. YOU ARE PATHETIC! I Love watching you try and dance at night clubs with your tapered jeans and your light brown leather braided belts with matching loafers. You are a complete fucking bag of shit. By all means buy all the 20 year old whores drinks all night and watch them come home with me. Guess you shouldn't have taken that 100mg's of Levitra after all you faggot. Enjoy your heart attack with that useless boner. I got a better idea go get tickets for the Eddie Money concert, sip a Heineken, get into your Corvette and smash into a gas station and blow yourself up. I Fucking Hate You. Eat a bag of dicks you cocksucker.